| Oyster Boy Review 10 | ||||||
| R E M I N D E R S
Paul Weinman
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| Pitter-Patter Reminders |
Notching a number of slits into my thigh I insert little cards each with a catchy phrase. DON'T LEAP WHILE YOU'RE LIMP LUST KNOWS NOT LONGITUDE SLOTS CAN BE MACHINES and others. Each meant to remind me shore me up when my manners wander . . . when pants crotch does sticky-outs. I've come up with others HAIRY IS WHAT HARRY'S NOT A HOLE IS NOT FOR SQUARES etc. Sent them off to anthologies, collectors of "catchy" phrases. Two have been accepted . . . a check for two fifty eight already cashed. |
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