Part 1
FRIDAY		1		Dewi of Wales
SATURDAY		2		Roedy Green of New Westminster, Living Lover
SUNDAY	3	John & Charles Wesley, Sweet Singers
MONDAY	4	Gerasimos of Jordan
TUESDAY	5	Chance the Gardener
WEDNESDAY	6	Hesychios, Petter of the Fallen Ox
THURSDAY	7	Perpetua & Her Companions, Martyrs at Carthage
FRIDAY	8	Edward King, ISO Nice Jewish, Buddhist, Wiccan & Pagan Girls
SATURDAY	9	Gregory of Nyssa, a Cappadocian Father
SUNDAY	10	Forty-two Martyrs, & One Other Who Survived, of Persia
MONDAY	11	Julius Caesar of Rome & Cayuga Avenue, San Francisco
TUESDAY	12	Gregory the Great, Emancipator of Souls in Purgatory
WEDNESDAY	13	Nicephoros, Patriarch of Constantinople
THURSDAY	14	Benedict of Nursia, Restorer to Perfection of Cracked Pots
FRIDAY	15	Holy Apostle Aristovoulos, Tormented by Savages & Cabbages
SATURDAY	16	Holy Martyr Sabinus the Egyptian Magician
Part 2
SUNDAY		17		Patrick of Ireland, Who Speared, by Err, the Foot of Aengus at Baptism
MONDAY		18		Cyril of Jerusalem, ISO A Good Old-Fashioned Spanking
TUESDAY		19		Joseph of Nazareth, Collector of Owl Caricatures
WEDNESDAY		20		Cuthbert of Lindisfarne, Who, While Tending Sheep, Witnessed Rods
THURSDAY		21		Thomas Ken, Bishop & Non-Juror
FRIDAY		22		James De Koven, Priest Who Liked it Plain & Blunt
SATURDAY		23		Gregory the Illuminator, Apostle To Armenia
SUNDAY	24	Palm Sunday
MONDAY	25	The Annunciation of Our Lord
TUESDAY	26	Holy Tuesday
WEDNESDAY	27	Holy Wednesday
THURSDAY	28	Holy Shit!
FRIDAY	29	Good Friday
SATURDAY	30	Holy Saturday
SUNDAY	31	Easter
MONDAY	1	April Fool's Day